The New Order of Sporaltryus is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by ProfessorHenn with an even hand, and remarkable for its teetotalling pirates, sprawling nuclear power plants, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The compassionate, humorless population of 16.151 billion Sporaltryans enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Social Policy. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Castietya. The average income tax rate is 97.7%.

The large but underdeveloped Sporaltryan economy, worth 961 trillion Woolongs a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 59,554 Woolongs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government only invests in infrastructure after a natural disaster, sleep-deprived officials are known to collapse after late night revision for their examinations, young and brooding teens are welcomed with open arms to the Dogwarts School of Strangeness and Sorcery, and increasing inclusiveness is a sign of the times. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sporaltryus's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Tonicism.

Sporaltryus is ranked 52,190^th in the world and 1,124^th in the South Pacific for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 142.58 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.