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Most Devout: 85thMost Ignorant Citizens: 138thLargest Insurance Industry: 204th
The Holy Republic of
Corporate Police State
The Mane Event
High King Peter
Influence
Nipper
Region
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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Soldiersend Archive

Population17.956 billion

CapitalWardrobe
LeaderHigh King Peter
FaithAslanic Fundamentalism

CurrencySacrament
AnimalNon Tame Lion

The Holy Republic of Soldiersend Archive is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by High King Peter with an iron fist, and notable for its ritual sacrifices, frequent executions, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 17.956 billion Narnians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government is dominated by the Department of Defense, with Spirituality and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Welfare and Environment aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wardrobe. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Narnian economy, worth a remarkable 5,711 trillion Sacraments a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an amazing 318,110 Sacraments, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,985,221 per year while the poor average 21,734, a ratio of 91.3 to 1.

Politicians are often seen with soldiers pointing guns at their heads, the internal market is thriving, hordes of faceless civil servants are running cities, and justice is available only to those who can afford its price tag. Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Soldiersend Archive's national animal is the Non Tame Lion, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Aslanic Fundamentalism.

Soldiersend Archive is ranked 290,441st in the world and 330th in Forest for Safest, scoring 3.09 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.

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Most Devout: 85thMost Ignorant Citizens: 138thLargest Insurance Industry: 204thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 318thFattest Citizens: 341stMost Avoided: 376thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 415thHighest Disposable Incomes: 591stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 718thRudest Citizens: 826thLargest Retail Industry: 839thMost Corrupt Governments: 840thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 873rdMost Armed: 1,002ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,003rdLargest Mining Sector: 1,148thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,194thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,283rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,373rdMost Primitive: 1,693rdHighest Average Incomes: 2,455thHighest Economic Output: 2,670thTop
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Largest Gambling Industry: 3,930thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 5,032ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6,088thLargest Agricultural Sector: 6,238thMost Patriotic: 7,653rdTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 15,393rdLargest Governments: 19,296thLargest Populations: 19,866thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 20,108thMost Conservative: 22,150thMost Pro-Market: 22,770thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 25,112thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 25,837th
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Largest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionMost Pro-Market: 2nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 3rd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 3rd in the regionTop
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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4th in the regionMost Devout: 4th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 4th in the regionMost Avoided: 5th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 5th in the regionFattest Citizens: 6th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 6th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 6th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 7th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 8th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 8th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 8th in the regionRudest Citizens: 10th in the regionMost Armed: 13th in the regionMost Patriotic: 14th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 14th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 15th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 16th in the regionMost Primitive: 17th in the regionTop
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Most Conservative: 20th in the regionMost Extreme: 21st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 22nd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 22nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 22nd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 27th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 31st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Soldiersend Archive was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Primitive, Most Avoided, Highest Wealthy Incomes, and Highest Economic Output and the Top 5% for Most Patriotic.
  • : Following new legislation in Soldiersend Archive, justice is available only to those who can afford its price tag.
  • : Following new legislation in Soldiersend Archive, hordes of faceless civil servants are running cities.
  • : Following new legislation in Soldiersend Archive, the internal market is thriving.
  • : Following new legislation in Soldiersend Archive, politicians are often seen with soldiers pointing guns at their heads.
  • : Soldiersend Archive was reclassified from "Right-wing Utopia" to "Corporate Police State".
  • : Following new legislation in Soldiersend Archive, children grow up believing the sun to be a myth.
  • : Following new legislation in Soldiersend Archive, thousands of cute furry kittens are trampling everything in their path (Soldiersend Archive has found 3 easter eggs).
  • : Following new legislation in Soldiersend Archive, claiming that "my cousin said it was legal" is a common courtroom defense.
  • : Following new legislation in Soldiersend Archive, hunters often become the hunted.

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