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Most Devout: 91stMost Ignorant Citizens: 159thLargest Insurance Industry: 209th
The United Republic of
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The Third Coming
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Soldiersend Archive

Population19.502 billion

CapitalNu Jerusalem
LeaderThe Third Coming
FaithChurch of Christ with a Rifle

CurrencySacrament
AnimalHairy Eagle

The United Republic of Soldiersend Archive is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by The Third Coming with an iron fist, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, frequent executions, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 19.502 billion Soldiers are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government is dominated by the Department of Defense, although Spirituality and Law & Order are also considered important, while Welfare and Environment aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nu Jerusalem. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient HOLY HOLY economy, worth a remarkable 6,222 trillion Sacraments a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an amazing 319,083 Sacraments, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,976,546 per year while the poor average 22,224, a ratio of 88.9 to 1.

Children deemed 'disorderly' or otherwise unfit for public schools are shipped off to military academies, agricultural employees work for peanuts, creating dance remixes is the newest form of conspicuous consumption, and companies are literally blowing their competition out of the water. Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Soldiersend Archive's national animal is the Hairy Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Church of Christ with a Rifle.

Soldiersend Archive is ranked 345,655th in the world and 1,540th in the Plains of Perdition for Nicest Citizens, with 0.07 average smiles per day.

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Most Devout: 91stMost Ignorant Citizens: 159thLargest Insurance Industry: 209thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 329thFattest Citizens: 364thMost Avoided: 386thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 416thHighest Disposable Incomes: 582ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 800thMost Corrupt Governments: 830thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 845thRudest Citizens: 948thLargest Retail Industry: 1,041stMost Armed: 1,097thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,101stLargest Mining Sector: 1,174thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,435thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,515thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,577thMost Primitive: 1,853rdHighest Economic Output: 2,458thHighest Average Incomes: 2,500thTop
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Largest Gambling Industry: 4,496thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5,821stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 6,202ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 6,427thMost Valuable International Artwork: 9,298thMost Patriotic: 9,661stMost Efficient Economies: 16,521stTop
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Largest Populations: 19,412thLargest Governments: 19,872ndLargest Cheese Export Sector: 25,869thMost Pro-Market: 25,888thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 26,487thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 32,935thLargest Black Market: 33,734th
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Rudest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 2nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Armed: 2nd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionMost Primitive: 5th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 6th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 9th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 9th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 13th in the regionMost Patriotic: 15th in the regionTop
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Largest Populations: 17th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 21st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 24th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 28th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 29th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 31st in the regionLargest Governments: 32nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 32nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 53rd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 69th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 77th in the regionTop
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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 120th in the regionMost Stationary: 123rd in the regionMost Extreme: 135th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 137th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 149th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Soldiersend Archive was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Black Market.
  • : Soldiersend Archive was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Efficient Economies.
  • : Following new legislation in Soldiersend Archive, companies are literally blowing their competition out of the water.
  • : Following new legislation in Soldiersend Archive, creating dance remixes is the newest form of conspicuous consumption.
  • : Following new legislation in Soldiersend Archive, agricultural employees work for peanuts.
  • : Soldiersend Archive lodged a message on the The Plains of Perdition Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Soldiersend Archive, children deemed 'disorderly' or otherwise unfit for public schools are shipped off to military academies.
  • : Following new legislation in Soldiersend Archive, the military perceives nations hit by natural disasters as "easy pickings".
  • : Following new legislation in Soldiersend Archive, oddly simian-looking religious thugs beat up anyone who suggests humans are related to monkeys.
  • : Following new legislation in Soldiersend Archive, skateboarding is punishable by heavy fines.

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