Population | 19.502 billion |
Capital | Nu Jerusalem |
Leader | The Third Coming |
Faith | Church of Christ with a Rifle |
Currency | Sacrament |
Animal | Hairy Eagle |
The United Republic of Soldiersend Archive is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by The Third Coming with an iron fist, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, frequent executions, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 19.502 billion Soldiers are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.
The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government is dominated by the Department of Defense, although Spirituality and Law & Order are also considered important, while Welfare and Environment aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nu Jerusalem. Income tax is unheard of.
The frighteningly efficient HOLY HOLY economy, worth a remarkable 6,222 trillion Sacraments a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an amazing 319,083 Sacraments, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,976,546 per year while the poor average 22,224, a ratio of 88.9 to 1.
Children deemed 'disorderly' or otherwise unfit for public schools are shipped off to military academies, agricultural employees work for peanuts, creating dance remixes is the newest form of conspicuous consumption, and companies are literally blowing their competition out of the water. Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Soldiersend Archive's national animal is the Hairy Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Church of Christ with a Rifle.
Soldiersend Archive is ranked 345,655th in the world and 1,540th in the Plains of Perdition for Nicest Citizens, with 0.07 average smiles per day.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Soldiersend Archive was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Black Market.
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Soldiersend Archive was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Efficient Economies.
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Soldiersend Archive, companies are literally blowing their competition out of the water.
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Soldiersend Archive, creating dance remixes is the newest form of conspicuous consumption.
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Soldiersend Archive, agricultural employees work for peanuts.
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Soldiersend Archive lodged a message on the The Plains of Perdition Regional Message Board.
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Soldiersend Archive, children deemed 'disorderly' or otherwise unfit for public schools are shipped off to military academies.
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Soldiersend Archive, the military perceives nations hit by natural disasters as "easy pickings".
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Soldiersend Archive, oddly simian-looking religious thugs beat up anyone who suggests humans are related to monkeys.
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Soldiersend Archive, skateboarding is punishable by heavy fines.