The Republic of Jamilkhuze is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Sardar Presidente with an even hand, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, smutty television, and daily referendums. The compassionate, hard-working, cheerful, devout population of 28.36 billion Jamilkhuzis enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nouveau Yathrib. The average income tax rate is 19.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Jamilkhuzi economy, worth a remarkable 9,242 trillion New francRiels a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 325,915 New francRiels, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

Church and state are inseparable in their influence on education, youth rights demonstrations often end in vicious snowball fights, frequent broken zippers have resulted in safety pins making a fashion comeback, and the volume of paperwork used to complete a single environmental assessment defeats the purpose. Crime is totally unknown. Jamilkhuze's national animal is the eucalyptus dragon, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Jamilkhuze is ranked 290,317^th in the world and 326^th in Forest for Most Corrupt Governments, with 0.25 kickbacks per hour.