The Valiant Vessal of McClandia Doge 2 is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Abell Ton with an even hand, and remarkable for its parental licensing program, complete lack of prisons, and smutty television. The compassionate population of 7.394 billion Astroneers are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Abell 85. The average income tax rate is 95.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Astroneer economy, worth a remarkable 1,061 trillion Starfirms a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an impressive 143,611 Starfirms, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A suspicious number of male students have joined the Ladies' Wrestling League, toy versions of heroin paraphernalia let kids pretend to be their favourite TV characters, McClandia Doge 2 has been recently classified as an international menace after 'liberating' several nearby territories, and it is believed that belligerence is a passing phase foreign leaders will soon outgrow. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. McClandia Doge 2's national animal is the Tardigrade, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

McClandia Doge 2 is ranked 136,060^th in the world and 97^th in Forest for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 1,070.13 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.