The Constitutional Monarchy of New England INC is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by King Powers with an iron fist, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, public floggings, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 9.884 billion New England INCians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Industry are also considered important, while International Aid isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Head Sector 12. The average income tax rate is 98.1%.

The frighteningly efficient New England INCian economy, worth a remarkable 5,119 trillion Pounds a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is a breathtaking 517,929 Pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Weather forecasts are accurate but nobody has the bandwidth to view them, foreign leaders who don't applaud King Powers's speeches are regarded as enemies of New England INC, the nation's industries are scrambling to switch to biodegradable plastics, and purported secret military bases are dismissed by King Powers to be highly-advanced toilet factories. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New England INC's national animal is the Robot, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Powerism.

New England INC is ranked 292,777^th in the world and 208^th in Confederation of Corrupt Dictators for Nicest Citizens, with 0.13 average smiles per day.