The Technocracy of Andoros is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, avowedly heterosexual populace, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 13.239 billion Andorosians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Law & Order. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 25.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Andorosian economy, worth a remarkable 4,646 trillion bitcoins a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 350,982 bitcoins, with the richest citizens earning 9.8 times as much as the poorest.

Angst-filled teenagers are rushing off to buy government bonds for some odd reason, the explosive fireball of the disintegrating space shuttle has devastated Cape Andoros, soldiers are authorised to use lethal force to maintain calm in the crash zone, and genocide is seen as a topic best avoided in history lessons. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Andoros's national animal is the unicorn, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Andoros is ranked 3,713^th in the world and 7^th in Confederation of Corrupt Dictators for Safest, scoring 135.82 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.