The United Socialist States of Soviet Utopia Reunion Party is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Comrade Hu Asked with an even hand, and remarkable for its zero percent divorce rate, daily referendums, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate population of 4.837 billion Soviet Utopians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Soviet Central. The average income tax rate is 94.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Soviet Utopian economy, worth 821 trillion Soviet Rubles a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 169,850 Soviet Rubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The new national campaign exhorts men to "Show Some Class - Don't Sit On Your Ass", interviewees for teaching jobs are waterboarded to "reveal undesirable histories", the government extracts trade concessions from poor nations in exchange for humanitarian aid, and a flying elephant and Comrade Hu Asked share the same nickname. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Soviet Utopia Reunion Party's national animal is the Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Secularism.

Soviet Utopia Reunion Party is ranked 3,974^th in the world and 19^th in Conch Kingdom for Safest, scoring 134.52 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.