The Safest in Conch Kingdom
World Census agents tested the sharpness of household objects, the softness of children's play equipment, and the survival rate of people taking late walks to determine how safe each nation is to visit.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Republic of Kenny Country | Conservative Democracy | “Life, Liberty, Property” | |
| 2. |  The Most Serene Republic of Lunalius | Left-wing Utopia | “Brilliantly United” | |
| 3. |  The Floofy Socialist Monarchy of Floofybit | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Long Live The Tangerine!” | |
| 4. |  The Socialist Union of Western European Territories | Liberal Democratic Socialists | “Go forward to the starry sky” | |
| 5. |  The Puddle of Socialist Platypus | Democratic Socialists | “Peace and Equality” | |
| 6. |  The Allied States of Isolon | Left-wing Utopia | “In Kindness and Truth” | |
| 7. |  The Paradise of Stardica | Left-wing Utopia | “Every star may be a sun to someone.” | |
| 8. |  The Empire of Vapo | Democratic Socialists | “Happy we are” | |
| 9. |  The Ewfjsoijszoifjsz0efjs09zjzfs of Paul Pasch | Democratic Socialists | “I don't know what's happening honestly it's all just a” | |
| 10. |  The Republic of BGC | Democratic Socialists | “Owshieee pareh” |
