The Federal Socialist Republic of Buyo is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Ilyiparise Alborz with an even hand, and renowned for its public floggings, national health service, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.763 billion Buyonese are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gemun. The average income tax rate is 92.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Buyonese economy, worth 209 trillion yuan a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Trout Farming, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an impressive 118,910 yuan, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

10-year-olds who struggle with integrating by parts are considered slow learners, passwords to nuclear codes must now contain upper and lower case characters, no one believes anything until it has been strenuously tested and peer-reviewed, and pedal-powered removal vans are a popular Maxxmas gift for the children of separated parents. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Buyo's national animal is the crane, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Buyo is ranked 5,755^th in the world and 29^th in Conch Kingdom for Safest, scoring 128.89 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.