The Confederacy of Morgastan is a very large, orderly nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, free-roaming dinosaurs, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 170 million Morgastanians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The medium-sized, pro-business, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Industry, Education, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while International Aid and Spirituality aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 15.6%.

The powerhouse Morgastanian economy, worth 11.2 trillion Stars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 65,942 Stars, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 472,329 per year while the poor average 2,996, a ratio of 157 to 1.

The most popular WhoTube videos are ones featuring parodies of iconic songs, high-tech infantry rifles automatically reload when the soldier shoots outside the screen of their helmet HUD, public toilets are famed for their rear entries, and exorbitant spending on icebreakers breaks the ice at every budget meeting. Crime is a problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Morgastan's national animal is the White Tiger, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Morgastan is ranked 130,792^nd in the world and 19^th in The Embassy for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 1,461.33 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.