The Matriarchy of Unitarian Universalism is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by the Council of Supervisors with a fair hand, and remarkable for its state-planned economy, hatred of cheese, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 11.407 billion Unitarian Universalists are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Comity. The average income tax rate is 75.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Unitarian Universalist economy, worth 599 trillion Hugs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Tourism. Average income is 52,514 Hugs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

When their backs are against the walls Unitarian Universalists look out for gay men, the tax department is having withdrawal symptoms, tax revenue is often intercepted by international accountants before ever seeing the national treasury, and the wreckages of bombed planes that litter Unitarian Universalism are highly popular tourist destinations. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Unitarian Universalism's national animal is the Dove, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Unitarian Universalism.

Unitarian Universalism is ranked 50,054^th in the world and 7^th in The Embassy for Lowest Crime Rates, with 74.16 law-abiding acts per hour.