The Fattest Citizens in the Pacific
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
As a region, the Pacific is ranked 11,742nd in the world for Fattest Citizens.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 31. |  The Fox In Flames of Thedaria | Compulsory Consumerist State | “Embrace The Flames” | |
| 32. |  The Pizza Palace of Rainbow Fox | Corporate Police State | “Justice, Piety, Loyalty” | |
| 33. | The All Powerful Nation of Dinga Durgin Land | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “A Stern Hand and Gentle Voice” | |
| 34. |  The Good Old Time Flavor of Pabst Blue Ribbon | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Where Rednecks and Brooklyn Hipsters Meet in Peace” | |
| 35. |  The Sultanate of Moyz | Democratic Socialists | “Get it right up the English” | |
| 36. |  The Confederacy of Birz Ziru | Moralistic Democracy | “NEC DI NEC DOMINI” | |
| 37. |  The Free Land of Levia Par | Capitalizt | “We Will Endure” | |
| 38. |  The Dictatorship of Merryka | Compulsory Consumerist State | “In gold we trust” | |
| 39. |  The United States of Warwolfian | Anarchy | “Our Liberty we Prize and our Rights we will Maintain” | |
| 40. |  The Democratic Republic of Kohili | Corporate Bordello | “For Kohili! For the Mega-Corps!” |
