The Fattest Citizens in the Pacific
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
As a region, the Pacific is ranked 11,855th in the world for Fattest Citizens.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 21. |  The Empire of Yngir | Iron Fist Consumerists | “I'm craaaaaaaaazy” | |
| 22. |  The Allied States of Western trade confederacy | Iron Fist Consumerists | “through unity we shall prosper” | |
| 23. |  The Dictatorship of Laborvillea | Corporate Police State | “Paix, Esclavage, et Force!” | |
| 24. |  The Vaguely Ruled of Free States of Excessive Freedoms | Anarchy | “There Ain't No Such Thing As A Free Lunch!” | |
| 25. |  The Dictatorship of Lor Sama | Iron Fist Consumerists | “We Will Endure” | |
| 26. | The Republic of Pacifitec | Corporate Police State | “You Can't Stop Progress” | |
| 27. | The White Tailfin of Card Shark | Anarchy | “Chewin dem cards..” | |
| 28. |  The Singularity Seeker of DrWinner | Father Knows Best State | “Markson Industries- Driving Innovation” | |
| 29. | The Matriarchy of Crystal Coven | Compulsory Consumerist State | “Mother Knows Best.” | |
| 30. | The Fox In Flames of Thedaria | Compulsory Consumerist State | “Embrace The Flames” |
