The Fattest Citizens in the Pacific
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
As a region, the Pacific is ranked 11,855th in the world for Fattest Citizens.
Nation | WA Category | Motto | ||
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41. | The Perpetual Suffering of Overwelming odds | Iron Fist Consumerists | “It's not dead, till it's dead” | |
42. | The Imperium of Warden | Libertarian Police State | “There is no escape from a savage” | |
43. | The V2 Missile Range of Schwarzgerat | New York Times Democracy | “A screaming comes across the sky.” | |
44. | The Colony of Scaeles | Anarchy | “Pride and Industry” | |
45. | The Texas Chain Saw Massacre of Leatherface | Capitalist Paradise | “You are what you eat, So eat what you are” | |
46. | The Dominion of Tetsukaze Wukong | Father Knows Best State | “Eternity is now” | |
47. | The Dictatorship of Southern Mallapub | Corporate Police State | “Profit Over People!” | |
48. | The Federal Alliance of Morganham | Libertarian Police State | “Ruling for twenty years with the same motto! ...Wait -” | |
49. | The Elizbastanian Protectorate of Strasil | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Unite, for the Future!” | |
50. | The Federation of Tisreel | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Might Makes Right” |