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The Fattest Citizens in the Pacific

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
11.	The Endless Flight of Nullity	Capitalist Paradise	“Dream till the night dies”
12.	The Most Serene and Holy Empire of Al Mutwakkil	Father Knows Best State	“الجشع جيد”
13.	The CookiEvee of CaveDweller	Corporate Bordello	“Balance your Virtues”
14.	The Perfect Nation of Newer Gehenna	Iron Fist Consumerists	“Praise to Dr.Sigmundus”
15.	The V͔̞̟o͉̟̦͈i̫͖̹̠̰̝̙ͅd͔͚̫̫͝ ͜͠ of Mayo and Other Condiments	Iron Fist Consumerists	“[REDACTED]”
16.	The Heralds of Immolation of Laws and Bylaws	Corrupt Dictatorship	“Where there's a will, there's litigious license.”
17.	The Corporations Republic of Cartalma	Capitalizt	“Paradise™”
18.	The Free Land of Denson	Iron Fist Consumerists	“Obey or Die”
19.	The Rogue Nation of East Nikko	Anarchy	“Whatever you want”
20.	The Ace Basketball Player of Kagami	Moralistic Democracy	“Life is about challenges”

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