by Max Barry

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The World World Census

The Largest Furniture Restoration Industry in the World

World Census analysts spend quiet weekends in the countryside in order to determine which nations have the largest Furniture Restoration industries.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Chromodynamic Flavor of Gell-MannhattanNew York Times Democracy“Causality can be traced to a simple initial condition.”
2.The Starfallen Realm of Neo EnglandScandinavian Liberal Paradise“How will you act?”
3.The Insatiable Economic Hitmen of TremalkierCapitalist Paradise“To Shape the World is to be Immortal”
4.The Only Thing There Is to Fear of Fear ItselfPsychotic Dictatorship“All is well.”
5.The Couch-dwelling Doldrums of TorpidityDemocratic Socialists“I'm lazy, go discipline yourself”
6.The Allied States of Tubular JointInoffensive Centrist Democracy“The building blocks of human society.”
7.The Sadistic Republic of Bright AngelPsychotic Dictatorship“Get Outa Here!!”
8.The Popsicle Pete Nation of ClenchIron Fist Consumerists“NONE OF YOU ARE SAFE!”
9.The Corporate Dictatorship of JosephlandCorporate Police State“Oderint Dum Metuant”
10.The Little Brotherhood of The Real MatrixCorporate Police State“Guns. Lots of guns.”
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