by Max Barry

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The World World Census

The Largest Furniture Restoration Industry in the World

World Census analysts spend quiet weekends in the countryside in order to determine which nations have the largest Furniture Restoration industries.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Couch-dwelling Doldrums of TorpidityDemocratic Socialists“I'm lazy, go discipline yourself”
2.The Sadistic Republic of Bright AngelPsychotic Dictatorship“Get Outa Here!!”
3.The Popsicle Pete Nation of ClenchIron Fist Consumerists“NONE OF YOU ARE SAFE!”
4.The Eternal Misfortune of AskatopiaPsychotic Dictatorship“Stop Reading My Motto!”
5.The Corporate Dictatorship of JosephlandCorporate Police State“Oderint Dum Metuant”
6.The Republic of CarpentorCorporate Police State“Motto”
7.The Little Brotherhood of The Real MatrixCorporate Police State“Guns. Lots of guns.”
8.The Unassuming Puppet State of AmericadIron Fist Consumerists“An equal opportunity hate group.”
9.The Thirteen Zombie Hells of HC EredivisieIron Fist Consumerists“I don't even answer any issues and I'm still first.”
10.The Modern Portfolio Theory of Daedra1aCapitalist Paradise“DULCE ET DECORUM EST PRO PATRIA MORI”
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