by Max Barry

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The World World Census

The Largest Furniture Restoration Industry in the World

World Census analysts spend quiet weekends in the countryside in order to determine which nations have the largest Furniture Restoration industries.

NationWA CategoryMotto
21.The Despotic Dictatorship of DespoticaniaCorrupt Dictatorship“God was a dream of good government.”
22.The Obesotocracy of TreadwelliaIron Fist Consumerists“Mmph mmph!”
23.The Mafian Economic Extremist of The Dark SystemCompulsory Consumerist State“Money, Power, Respect!”
24.The Empire of the BB of BrightonBurgIron Fist Consumerists“Brightonburgia est imperare orbi universo”
25.The Richly Blended Peoples of KoffeeCapitalist Paradise“Guns, Germs, Steel, and really smooth Mochas!”
26.The Indomitable Borderlands of The GrendelsCompulsory Consumerist State“The Paragon of Corporate Power and Style since 2002.”
27.The Anomaly of Last ChoiciaIron Fist Consumerists“You! In the back!”
28.The Barnes-Free Conglomerate of Ewing Oil CoCompulsory Consumerist State“In J.R. We Trust”
29.The Dictatorship of United great KoreaPsychotic Dictatorship“For kim”
30.The Godless Mercantile Nexus of Isla VistaCompulsory Consumerist State“Where churches are charged with fraud and racketeering!”
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