The Most Secular in Flanelistan
World Census experts studied which citizens seemed least concerned about eternal damnation, spiritual awakeness, and chakra wellbeing in order to determine the most godforsaken nations.
As a region, Flanelistan is ranked 2,930th in the world for Most Secular.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Big Intergalactic Superstate of Latrovna | Psychotic Dictatorship | “One people, one nation, one leader” | |
| 2. |  The O Grande Estado of Nova Luz | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Servir ao Estado” | |
| 3. |  The Federation of Anarco-hierarqui | Iron Fist Consumerists | “A nossa nação é anarco hierárquica com fervor” | |
| 4. |  The Empire of Vogapolis | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Glory to Emperor” | |
| 5. |  The States of Stelleus | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “send them packing and make them ordinary citizens” | |
| 6. |  The Most Democratic Republic of Evillboy | Iron Fist Consumerists | “we know what is best for the people” | |
| 7. |  The Loving Couple of Tr1bute-4rt | Father Knows Best State | “Lumity” | |
| 8. |  The Eastern Democratic Republic of Togon | Democratic Socialists | “ser pobre é intankavel” | |
| 9. |  The Estado Flaneliano of Macovi | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Eu apoio doze macacos e não estes que agem feito símios” | |
| 10. |  The Facção Da favela of Tribo dos cria | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Né Segredo” |
