The Most Secular in Flanelistan
World Census experts studied which citizens seemed least concerned about eternal damnation, spiritual awakeness, and chakra wellbeing in order to determine the most godforsaken nations.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Nova of Braasul | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Mexe comigo e verá o pato fumar” | |
| 2. |  The Empire of Ilv | Compulsory Consumerist State | “Liberdade e Força” | |
| 3. |  The People's Republic of Galinha de Angola | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Cocoricó” | |
| 4. |  The Kingdom of Gaubril | New York Times Democracy | “Apenas,igualdade,liberdade,bondade e cultura.” |
