The Oppressed Peoples of Wolfram and Hart Crime Scene Cleaners is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its parental licensing program, zero percent divorce rate, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 14.556 billion Wolfram and Hart Crime Scene Cleanersians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Administration, with Industry, Social Policy, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while International Aid and Defense are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 42.2%.

The thriving Wolfram and Hart Crime Scene Cleanersian economy, worth 803 trillion souls a year, is highly specialized and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Furniture Restoration, and Pizza Delivery. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is 55,166 souls, with the richest citizens earning 8.3 times as much as the poorest.

Everyone suspects that everyone else is a terrorist, an epidemic of unpopped kernels causes movie goers to gnash their teeth, a popular saying is "a chicken for every pot and an abortion clinic on every street", and the government is notorious for leaving citizens with almost nothing from their inheritance. Crime is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Wolfram and Hart Crime Scene Cleaners's national animal is the demon, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Wolfram and Hart Crime Scene Cleaners is ranked 191,451^st in the world and 4,719^th in the Rejected Realms for Most Primitive, scoring -76.9 on the Scary Big Number Scale.