| Population | 11.622 billion |
| Capital | Neptune City |
| Leader | Kamehameha VI |
| Faith | Gnosticism |
| Currency | triton |
| Animal | killer whale |
The Oceanic Imperium of Kamohoalii is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Kamehameha VI with an even hand, and renowned for its ban on automobiles, pith helmet sales, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate population of 11.622 billion Kamohoaliians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Neptune City. The average income tax rate is 93.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Kamohoaliian economy, worth a remarkable 2,363 trillion tritons a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 203,360 tritons, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The nation's orphanages and maternity wards have been nicknamed 'the Killbot Factories', high school bands practice by moonlight, jury selection begins with explaining what a jury is, and selfie stick use is a required Scout badge. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kamohoalii's national animal is the killer whale, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Gnosticism.
Kamohoalii is ranked 286,857th in the world and 6,166th in The North Pacific for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -16.73 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Kamohoalii was endorsed by 
The Community of Hikki.
- : Kamohoalii was endorsed by Boylover.
- : Following new legislation in Kamohoalii, selfie stick use is a required Scout badge.
- : Following new legislation in Kamohoalii, jury selection begins with explaining what a jury is.
- : Kamohoalii voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Injunct Realm of the Whispering Winds"".
- : Following new legislation in Kamohoalii, high school bands practice by moonlight.
- : Following new legislation in Kamohoalii, the nation's orphanages and maternity wards have been nicknamed 'the Killbot Factories'.
- : Kamohoalii was reclassified from "Left-Leaning College State" to "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy".
- : Following new legislation in Kamohoalii, the fastest growing demographic of porn viewership is twelve to seventeen.
- : Following new legislation in Kamohoalii, weird kids who eat bugs are breaking the law.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 181 » 
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Former English Colony, 
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The Austro Germanic Union, 
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TheLandOfFunFunFun, 
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Radicaster, 
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Maott, 
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Russila, and 131 others.
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