| Population | 8.642 billion |
| Capital | Bagojo Urbo |
| Leader | sc Yaidin DAINI |
| Faith | shtâtismo |
| Currency | Bagojâno dolâro |
| Animal | âglo |
The Shtâto of Bagojo is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by sc Yaidin DAINI with an iron fist, and notable for its infamous sell-swords, hatred of cheese, and suspicion of poets. The compassionate, cynical, humorless, devout population of 8.642 billion Bagojânoi are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bagojo Urbo. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Bagôja economy, worth a remarkable 2,388 trillion Bagojâno dolâroes a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, highly specialized black market in Furniture Restoration, Basket Weaving, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is an amazing 276,357 Bagojâno dolâroes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Legislators work 24/7 due to an influx of single-issue bills, the cold war against capitalism is growing chillier by the day, liberals and conservatives try to disqualify each other's candidates on the grounds that "their ideas would never work in the real world", and mothers drive their college-graduate children to work. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bagojo's national animal is the âglo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is shtâtismo.
Bagojo is ranked 289,991st in the world and 6,301st in The North Pacific for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -24.82 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Bagojo endorsed 
The Community of Hikki.
- : Following new legislation in Bagojo, mothers drive their college-graduate children to work.
- : Following new legislation in Bagojo, liberals and conservatives try to disqualify each other's candidates on the grounds that "their ideas would never work in the real world".
- : Bagojo was reclassified from "Authoritarian Democracy" to "Psychotic Dictatorship".
- : Following new legislation in Bagojo, the cold war against capitalism is growing chillier by the day.
- : Bagojo was endorsed by The Community of Hikki.
- : Following new legislation in Bagojo, legislators work 24/7 due to an influx of single-issue bills.
- : Following new legislation in Bagojo, holidays are regarded as the most miserable time of the year.
- : Following new legislation in Bagojo, foreign leaders are advising that sc Yaidin DAINI's letters must have gotten lost in the mail.
- : Bagojo voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Ban on Juvenile Life Sentences without Parole".
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 485 » 
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