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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 127thMost Influential: 566thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,275th
The Allied States of
Democratic Socialists
Alliance Forever, For Strength and Security
Father Lionel Atrox
Influence
Squire
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Some

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The Iron Lions

Population15.166 billion

CapitalFather Lion's Hall
LeaderFather Lionel Atrox
FaithSecularism

CurrencyLionisian Crown
AnimalLion

The Allied States of The Iron Lions is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Father Lionel Atrox with an even hand, and renowned for its zero percent divorce rate, national health service, and digital currency. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 15.166 billion Iron Lions are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Father Lion's Hall. The average income tax rate is 98.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Iron Lionisian economy, worth a remarkable 2,387 trillion Lionisian Crowns a year, is highly specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 157,396 Lionisian Crowns, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The only soporific permitted during sermons is the preacher's voice, real estate agencies are being replaced by naval recruitment offices, the official Iron Lionisian Phrase Book weighs as much as a small child, and shipping canals are a bit like unimaginative cheese shops -- filled with debris. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Iron Lions's national animal is the Lion, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Secularism.

The Iron Lions is ranked 14,509th in the world and 625th in The North Pacific for Safest, scoring 117.02 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 127thMost Influential: 566thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,275thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,968thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,098thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,280thMost Developed: 2,358thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,658thMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,739thTop
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Healthiest Citizens: 3,185thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,241stLowest Crime Rates: 3,259thLargest Governments: 3,408thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,416thMost Beautiful Environments: 3,542ndMost Cultured: 4,108thBest Weather: 4,327thMost Subsidized Industry: 4,708thSmartest Citizens: 5,496thHighest Food Quality: 5,822ndMost Secular: 5,845thMost Efficient Economies: 5,940thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 6,690thHighest Poor Incomes: 6,934thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7,016thMost Stationary: 8,781stHighest Economic Output: 9,969thSafest: 14,509thTop
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Most Inclusive: 16,543rdMost Income Equality: 17,105thMost Patriotic: 17,265thHighest Average Incomes: 20,011thMost Scientifically Advanced: 20,736thMost Corrupt Governments: 22,912thLargest Populations: 26,444thLargest Welfare Programs: 28,145th
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 56th in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 67th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 81st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 86th in the regionMost Influential: 92nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 93rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 94th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 121st in the regionMost Developed: 124th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 127th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 142nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 148th in the regionLargest Governments: 156th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 157th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 168th in the regionMost Stationary: 169th in the regionMost Cultured: 173rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 175th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 181st in the regionMost Secular: 206th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 241st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 243rd in the regionBest Weather: 246th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 258th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 297th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 304th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 309th in the regionTop
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Largest Populations: 437th in the regionMost Income Equality: 442nd in the regionMost Patriotic: 474th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 482nd in the regionSafest: 625th in the region

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