The Federal Republic of West green Israel is a gargantuan, efficient nation, renowned for its lack of airports, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 14.512 billion West green Israelians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Haifa. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient West green Israelian economy, worth a remarkable 6,090 trillion Green Shekels a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 419,700 Green Shekels, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Newly synthesized elements' half-lives are a million times shorter than the time it takes to say their names, West Green Israelian Standard Vodka is the only drink that bars stock, rebuilding efforts for a recently destroyed cathedral aren't expected to be completed for another century, and farting etiquette is taught in schools. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. West green Israel's national animal is the cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

West green Israel is ranked 291,041^st in the world and 5,420^th in the South Pacific for Most Corrupt Governments, with 0.06 kickbacks per hour.