The Federal Republic of West green Israel is a gargantuan, cultured nation, notable for its lack of airports, ban on automobiles, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 16.073 billion West green Israelians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Haifa. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient West green Israelian economy, worth a remarkable 7,066 trillion Green Shekels a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 439,634 Green Shekels, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

There are no more heroes any more, couples are discouraged from marrying until they can rank their partner on a scale of one to ten, small children are learning a lot of new words from a teacher with Tourette Syndrome, and dog owners proudly declare that their pups can predict when the mailman will arrive. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. West green Israel's national animal is the cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

West green Israel is ranked 37^th in the world and 1^st in the South Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 54,427.16 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.