The Golden Imperial Federation of PsiCorps is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by King Proselyte Nikolai I with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, free-roaming dinosaurs, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 5.737 billion Epsilonians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Moscow. The average income tax rate is 88.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Epsilonian economy, worth 735 trillion Epsilonian Yurions a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 128,146 Epsilonian Yurions, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

More sidewalk is dedicated to animals than people, it can be a real jungle in a modern courtroom, puppies given out free in marketing promotions are often tossed straight into the trash, and new safety regulations require all cars manufactured in PsiCorps to be bombproof. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. PsiCorps's national animal is the Epsilonian Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Orthodoxy ☦.

PsiCorps is ranked 70,477^th in the world and 1,832^nd in the South Pacific for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 50.99 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.