The Republic of Venva is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Larry B Habbas with an iron fist, and notable for its flagrant waste-dumping, restrictive gun laws, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 2.287 billion Venvans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Venva City. The average income tax rate is 40.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Venvan economy, worth 137 trillion Venvan Dollars a year, is dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Cheese Exports, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 60,196 Venvan Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Celebrity wrestlers thumb their nose at due process, government ministers claim to ride dragons to work, Larry B Habbas is the self-declared God of all Venva, and red rinses are frequently applied to grey hair. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Venva's national animal is the Bird, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Larry B Habbas.

Venva is ranked 30,187^th in the world and 1,138^th in Osiris for Most Primitive, scoring 70.99 on the Scary Big Number Scale.