The Most Primitive in Osiris
Nations were ranked by World Census officials based on the number of natural phenomena attributed to the unknowable will of animal-based spirit gods.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Kingdom of Landow | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Why fix what isn't broken?” | |
| 2. |  The Holy Empire of Hisnitchland | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Long Live God-Emperor Snitch !” | |
| 3. |  The Sultanate of Musislam | Iron Fist Consumerists | “أقسى من الحجر” | |
| 4. | The Oppressed Peoples of Cesspool of filth | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Obey thy Supreme Overlord or perish.” | |
| 5. |  The Democratic Bovine's Republic of North Cowrea | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Spartans, What Is Your Profession? - MOO MOO MOO!” | |
| 6. |  The Landstrick of Ednaon | Democratic Socialists | “This Nak is made for walking” | |
| 7. |  The Kingdom of Feudal Spain | Iron Fist Consumerists | “PLVS VLTRA” | |
| 8. |  The Republic of HJT56 | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Might Makes Right” | |
| 9. |  The Republic of HJT214 | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Just a small town girl...” | |
| 10. | The Republic of Terrible farming nation 512 | Iron Fist Consumerists | “This is a terrible nation” |
