Valkyrie of Astraea XXVIII Natalia
Population | 365 million |
Currency | Rainbow |
Animal | Unicorn |
The Free Land of Valkyrie of Astraea XXVIII Natalia is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its public floggings, absence of drug laws, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-working, democratic population of 365 million Valkyrie of Astraea XXVIII Natalians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.
The medium-sized, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 27.7%.
The very strong Valkyrie of Astraea XXVIII Natalian economy, worth 14.9 trillion Rainbows a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Trout Farming, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 40,822 Rainbows, with the richest citizens earning 8.5 times as much as the poorest.
Government buildings are being cleansed of anything that might have racist connotations, drunk drivers are sent to rehabilitation paid for by the government, grinding bureaucracy has the international wheels of justice turning slowly, and corporations claim the third ounce of any metal traded in a wicker-cone on the Sunday of a full moon as a charitable expense. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Valkyrie of Astraea XXVIII Natalia's national animal is the Unicorn, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Valkyrie of Astraea XXVIII Natalia is ranked 107,350th in the world and 1st in the greek empire for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 1,845.77 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Valkyrie of Astraea XXVIII Natalia, corporations claim the third ounce of any metal traded in a wicker-cone on the Sunday of a full moon as a charitable expense.
- : Following new legislation in Valkyrie of Astraea XXVIII Natalia, grinding bureaucracy has the international wheels of justice turning slowly.
- : Following new legislation in Valkyrie of Astraea XXVIII Natalia, drunk drivers are sent to rehabilitation paid for by the government.
- : Following new legislation in Valkyrie of Astraea XXVIII Natalia, government buildings are being cleansed of anything that might have racist connotations.
- : Following new legislation in Valkyrie of Astraea XXVIII Natalia, the optimally efficient parking strategy for business commuters is referred to as the "traveling salesman problem".
- : Valkyrie of Astraea XXVIII Natalia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Safest.
- : Following new legislation in Valkyrie of Astraea XXVIII Natalia, military parades quietly tiptoe their way through the streets.
- : Following new legislation in Valkyrie of Astraea XXVIII Natalia, beating enemies to death with a baseball bat is legal if done within nine innings.
- : Following new legislation in Valkyrie of Astraea XXVIII Natalia, prison walls have had to be modified to keep parkour-trained criminals from escaping.
- : Following new legislation in Valkyrie of Astraea XXVIII Natalia, citizens cannot change their light bulbs without approval from an international committee.