The Mighty dictatorship of Uunited Islands is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Hurricane with an iron fist, and remarkable for its frequent executions, anti-smoking policies, and punitive income tax rates. The cynical population of 11.928 billion Uunited Islanders are proud of their wide-ranging civil freedoms, and those who aren't tend to be dragged off the streets by men in dark suits and hustled into cars with tinted windows.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Healthcare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vodkasha. The average income tax rate is 76.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Uunited Islandic economy, worth a remarkable 1,184 trillion Uunited Island dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 99,339 Uunited Island dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Uunited Islands is notorious for its citizens' infidelity, Big Agriculture has the government by the nuts, the study of medicine is popular throughout Uunited Islands, and harassed women are constantly hassled by guys who are "just giving them compliments". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Uunited Islands's national animal is the Amphicoelias, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Hoo Ha Hoo Tiki Tiki.

Uunited Islands is ranked 36,395^th in the world and 836^th in the South Pacific for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 191.37 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.