Population | 12.964 billion |
Capital | Vodkasha |
Leader | Hurricane |
Faith | Hoo Ha Hoo Tiki Tiki |
Currency | Uunited Island dollar |
Animal | Amphicoelias |
The Mighty dictatorship of Uunited Islands is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Hurricane with an iron fist, and remarkable for its otherworldly petting zoo, smutty television, and national health service. The cynical population of 12.964 billion Uunited Islanders are proud of their wide-ranging civil freedoms, and those who aren't tend to be dragged off the streets by men in dark suits and hustled into cars with tinted windows.
The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Healthcare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vodkasha. The average income tax rate is 78.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Uunited Islandic economy, worth a remarkable 1,272 trillion Uunited Island dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 98,141 Uunited Island dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Grinding bureaucracy has the international wheels of justice turning slowly, UFO sightings are listed daily in the morning news, droves of former desperados are applying to join the border police, and Vodkasha spends billions upgrading public transport. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Uunited Islands's national animal is the Amphicoelias, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Hoo Ha Hoo Tiki Tiki.
Uunited Islands is ranked 176,728th in the world and 3,080th in the South Pacific for Most Average, scoring 35.02 on the Average Standardized Normality Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Uunited Islands endorsed The Floofy Foxes of The Solar System Scope.
- : Uunited Islands was endorsed by The Floofy Foxes of The Solar System Scope.
- : Uunited Islands endorsed The Armed Autocracy of North Caldwell.
- : Uunited Islands was endorsed by The Armed Autocracy of North Caldwell.
- : Uunited Islands was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Healthiest Citizens.
- : Uunited Islands endorsed The Rational Consensus of Freedoom.
- : Uunited Islands was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Dead.
- : Uunited Islands was cleansed by a Level 1 Strike Force Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from The Kingdom of Bismuth Palace, killing 1 million zombies.
- : Uunited Islands was endorsed by The Rational Consensus of Freedoom.
- : Uunited Islands voted for the World Assembly Resolution "The Great Costume Party".
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 95 » Goldnation, Hong Kong Kowloon and New Territories, Aidenfieeld, Bohenia, Volaworand, The Weirdo, Great Lothian, Land Without Shrimp, Curlyhoward, Arscanesia, Springwalla, Marnrio, Differences-In-Differences, Grace Wellesley Thayer, Eleuthelrium, ANuadh, East Endia, Nowa Europa, Rebel-topia, The Free Falklands, Ebonhand, Wehraboos, Ever Testing, America Gone Wrong, Belschaft, Eastern Doncaster, PenguinPies, Sporaltryus, Amerion, BEEstreetz, Tepertopia, Eastern Juble Lux, Lupusterra, Anarco Argentina, Legosia, Genoxelande, Altnavia, Albend, Great Scapula, Hacrela, Eastern Bahia, Chernaya Zvezda, Meglomania, Janoi Donacen, Rotenaplistan, New Maxta, Paganan, Drystar, Ten10, Poguelands, and 45 others.Anatasha, North Kanuckistan, Dillimore, The Polar Bear Communities, Yugarritia, Szurea, Muffinses, Statelandiastan, IndustroMiliComplex, 7 Trees, Valles Stellarum, Sparkadooby, Merken, Palindromo, Legion Of The Moon, Bartonia Nova, Liberum Terrum, Tyopio, Noodlia, Pencil Sharpeners 2, Bolshevik Socialist Republic, DuckCounty, Zhuanghwei, Empire of Bredux, Kazhinskia, Titanaria, Enessia, Esfalsa, Greater Pardonia, Farengeto, Purestan, Erstavik, Aucooria, Volituar Allis, Purple Hyacinth, Tanyaland, Baspheel, Omnigarden, Ellicas, Entwurf, Qezos, DaBes, Freedoom, North Caldwell, and The Solar System Scope.