The Democratic Republic of Upper Tuchoim is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by President Bittiag Dunthu'ziq with an iron fist, and renowned for its parental licensing program, enslaved workforce, and otherworldly petting zoo. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 3.863 billion Tuchoimis are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order and Industry also on the agenda, while Environment and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tuchoimin. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 2.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Upper Tuchoimi economy, worth a remarkable 1,058 trillion qriu'zes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Gambling, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 273,919 qriu'zes, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,549,797 per year while the poor average 2,666, a ratio of 956 to 1.

The Upper Tuchoimi Tourism Bureau has described the abolition of coastal defences as a "kick to the groyne", politicians preface their speeches with a declaration that any resemblance to speeches given by individuals living or dead is purely coincidental, creating cardboard imitations of missiles is a new top-secret military project, and the nation has recently been attributed to the funding of terrorist organisations. Crime is all-pervasive, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. Upper Tuchoim's national animal is the mosquito, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Upper Tuchoim is ranked 286,420^th in the world and 121^st in Geopolity for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring -32.56 on the Clooney Contribution Index.