The Commonwealth of Swowianska Rodezja is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its digital currency, ubiquitous missile silos, and strictly enforced bedtime. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 274 million Slavicans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government is dominated by the Department of Defense, with Education, Healthcare, and Administration also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Słonecznemiasto. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 12.6%.

The very strong Slavican economy, worth 23.7 trillion Pieniądze PĄZes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 86,468 Pieniądze PĄZes, with the richest citizens earning 9.2 times as much as the poorest.

Swowianska Rodezja's free colleges struggle to maintain standards in the face of overwhelming demand, new funding allows inner city teachers to replace school laptops almost as fast as they get stolen, the government is attempting to impose a new national language on the public, and Swowianska Rodezja has designated Słonecznemiasto as its capital city. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control. Swowianska Rodezja's national animal is the Mulak, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Swowianska Rodezja is ranked 47,814^th in the world and 21^st in Geopolity for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 3,906.53 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.