The Grand Duchy of United Republic of American Patriot s is a massive, orderly nation, notable for its irreverence towards religion, restrictive gun laws, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 1.696 billion Patriots are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. The average income tax rate is 27.0%.

The United Republic of American Patriot sian economy, worth 88.1 trillion Dollars a year, is dominated by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Gambling. Average income is 51,973 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

Legislators toe the party line lest the Sergeant-at-Arms decide to conduct "truncheon practice" on the backbench, newspapers may not print any negative stories about the government, childish pranks are no laughing matter, and women don't report crimes to the emergency services for fear of being arrested. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. United Republic of American Patriot s's national animal is the Bald Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

United Republic of American Patriot s is ranked 177,443^rd in the world and 8,081^st in Balder for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 988.51 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.