The Empire of The Windmilluminati is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Queen Juliana with a fair hand, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, complete lack of prisons, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 13.501 billion Windmilluminati are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hackney. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Windmilluminati economy, worth a remarkable 3,852 trillion plums a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 285,342 plums, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Movies depict muscle-bound women kicking down a titanium door to carry hysterical men to safety, census workers struggle to account for the rapidly increasing number of citizens to tabulate, the police crack down on tax evaders without mercy, and saying "don't do anything that Queen Juliana wouldn't do" doesn't exclude a great deal. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Windmilluminati's national animal is the giraffe, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Agnosticism.

The Windmilluminati is ranked 161,743^rd in the world and 3,508^th in The North Pacific for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 247.42 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.