The United States of AJTON is a massive, genial nation, ruled by AJ Oricoli with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, pith helmet sales, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 4.74 billion AJTONS hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jocksun. The average income tax rate is 75.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient AJTONEST economy, worth 525 trillion AJTS a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 110,899 AJTS, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Pitchforks and torches are coming back into fashion, cheering flag-waving citizens don't like to think too hard about politics, the military maintains a fierce arsenal of 'Cure Missiles', and there's a hole in the heart of every AJTONEST city. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. AJTON's national animal is the Cheetasaurus, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Hellenic and Christianity.

AJTON is ranked 143,593^rd in the world and 3,062^nd in The North Pacific for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 559.06 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.