The Republic of United Gleb States is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by General Secretary with an even hand, and renowned for its national health service, pith helmet sales, and anti-smoking policies. The compassionate population of 2.351 billion Glebs are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Glebia. The average income tax rate is 79.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Gleb economy, worth 297 trillion Gleuros a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 126,496 Gleuros, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Gun-wielding gangsters sometimes deal death from as far as ten paces away, farmers in arid regions are puzzled with government directions to plant rice this year, the government's giant servers are often used as a tourist trap, and business meetings across the country are interrupted by the sound of squeaking whoopee-cushions. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. United Gleb States's national animal is the Hyena, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Atheism.

United Gleb States is ranked 243,907^th in the world and 107^th in India for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -5.6 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.