The Federal Republic of Bharatvarsh174 is a massive, efficient nation, notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, soft-spoken computers, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 2.845 billion Bharatvarsh174ians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Delhi. The average income tax rate is 84.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Bharatvarsh174ian economy, worth 364 trillion Ruppees a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 127,969 Ruppees, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

No one over the age of 35 has the slightest clue what is going on, children who display even minimal sporting aptitude are immediately assigned a personal trainer, solving crossword puzzles requires fluency in at least five languages, and it's been a banner year for local vexillology. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Bharatvarsh174's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Bharatvarsh174 is ranked 307,104^th in the world and 59^th in India for Most Primitive, scoring -398.81 on the Scary Big Number Scale.