The State of Trelawne is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by the Governor with a fair hand, and notable for its absence of drug laws, complete absence of social welfare, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 30.496 billion Trelawneans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capital Heights. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.5%.

The strong Trelawnean economy, worth 614 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is highly specialized and led by the Door-to-door Insurance Sales industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Furniture Restoration, and Information Technology. Average income is 20,153 betales, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 137,018 per year while the poor average 1,082, a ratio of 126 to 1.

The land is famous throughout the region for its rampant lawlessness, the streets are increasingly clogged with poverty-stricken beggars, Trelawne has designated Capital Heights as its capital city, and The Governor has just been declared ruler of Trelawne in an international press conference. Crime is a major problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Trelawne's national animal is the deer, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Trelawne is ranked 282,340^th in the world and 546^th in Ancient Lands for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 261.73 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.