The Free Land of Trade of Lemon is a huge, genial nation, notable for its public floggings, frequent executions, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 518 million Lemonians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Golgle. The average income tax rate is 15.6%.

The strong Lemonian economy, worth 35.3 trillion Spurts a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Retail, Book Publishing, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 68,051 Spurts, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

Trade of Lemon has designated Golgle as its capital city, a sophisticated government-sponsored breeding program creates normal people, the Twelve Steps To Logging Off is the most popular mobile download, and the fattest folk in Trade of Lemon look to be the happiest ones. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent. Trade of Lemon's national animal is the Lettuce, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Trade of Lemon is ranked 23,893^rd in the world and 504^th in the Rejected Realms for Nicest Citizens, with 20.98 average smiles per day.