The Second Tsardom of Tiskaiya is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Prime Minister Gregoriy Kuzmanovich with an iron fist, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, ubiquitous missile silos, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 12.394 billion Tiskaiyans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Oryshevsk. The average income tax rate is 94.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Tiskai economy, worth a remarkable 2,346 trillion Tratans a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 189,350 Tratans, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.5 times as much as the poorest.

The line of people waiting for a visa interview in front of foreign embassies is typically a mile long, even God cannot save you in Tiskaiya, jails have become colloquially known as 'vampire houses', and lovesick people are told 'it's not them, it's you'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tiskaiya's national animal is the Tiskai Brown Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Orthodox Christianity.

Tiskaiya is ranked 2,335^th in the world and 5^th in Anteria for Lowest Crime Rates, with 139.04 law-abiding acts per hour.