The Imperial Kingdom of Tinjongnia is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Eric Tijone with an iron fist, and notable for its frequent executions, punitive income tax rates, and compulsory gun ownership. The compassionate, cynical population of 8.37 billion Tinjongnians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tihja. The average income tax rate is 72.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Tinjongnian economy, worth 801 trillion Tinjoes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Information Technology, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 95,722 Tinjoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Religious education is a new government priority, tax revenue is often intercepted by international accountants before ever seeing the national treasury, the Red Spotted Octopus is protected from hunting and slowly coming back from the brink of extinction, and the people are famous throughout the region for their perfect yellow teeth. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tinjongnia's national animal is the Red Spotted Octopus, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Tianism.

Tinjongnia is ranked 200,508^th in the world and 2,988^th in the Pacific for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -3.22 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.