The Theocracy of Theist is a gargantuan, orderly nation, remarkable for its frequent executions and restrictive gun laws. The hard-working, cynical, devout population of 11.603 billion Theists are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Spirituality, with Welfare, Law & Order, and Education also on the agenda. The average income tax rate is 42.5%.

The Theism economy, worth 610 trillion denarii a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Trout Farming, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 52,631 denarii, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens are barcoded to keep track of their movements, military funding has been stripped back, Harry Potter books are banned, and the death penalty has been reintroduced. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Theist's national animal is the lamb.

Theist is ranked 88,364^th in the world and 104^th in Forest for Most Corrupt Governments, with 17.58 kickbacks per hour.