The NCIS binge watcher of Fotisdia is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by King Photios VI with an even hand, and notable for its daily referendums, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 4.104 billion Fotisdians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, corrupt, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nas Osanna. The average income tax rate is 98.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Fotisdian economy, worth 790 trillion kimwniums a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 192,584 kimwniums, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Fotisdian novella fans become unusually flustered when thinking about King Photios VI, students are known to arrive at school in their pyjamas, unemployed school bus drivers photobomb virtual classroom meetings, and the new Really Big Telescope has been praised for presenting pictures of bright dots in unprecedented detail. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fotisdia's national animal is the Bat with a B, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Nassosism.

Fotisdia is ranked 1,724^th in the world and 25^th in the West Pacific for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 72.56 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.