The Way of The Seven Samurai is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its state-planned economy, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The democratic population of 20.481 billion wandering warriors are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 69.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but stagnant wandering warrior economy, worth 353 trillion small meals a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Woodchip Exports, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 17,255 small meals, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Seven Samurai's national animal is the Horse, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

The Seven Samurai is ranked 208,252^nd in the world and 2^nd in Crapitalism for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 820.56 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.