The Clan Scyfling State of The Polar Bear Communities is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Paw Wellington with an iron fist, and remarkable for its avant-garde cinema, otherworldly petting zoo, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 1.514 billion Polar Bears are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mathair Fearainn. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 65.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Polar Bear economy, worth 187 trillion Fish a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Automobile Manufacturing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 123,519 Fish, with the richest citizens earning 9.9 times as much as the poorest.

Cheese lovers have a case of the bleus, the newest shade developed by The Polar Bear Communities's dye industry has been dubbed 'Agent Orange', dessert dishes make up the Polar Bear breakfast menu, and one-man canoes fitted with the latest tracking technology leave no room for one man. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Polar Bear Communities's national animal is the Polar Bear, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Paganism.

The Polar Bear Communities is ranked 60,368^th in the world and 414^th in Europeia for Safest, scoring 99.15 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.