Population | 8.178 billion |
Capital | Moscow |
Leader | Emperor Nikolay III |
Faith | Orthodox Christianity |
Currency | Imperial Rubl |
Animal | bear |
The New Empire of The New Ruski Empire is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Emperor Nikolay III with an iron fist, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, state-planned economy, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 8.178 billion russians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Administration also on the agenda, while International Aid receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Moscow. The average income tax rate is 78.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient russian economy, worth a remarkable 1,005 trillion Imperial Rubls a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 122,899 Imperial Rubls, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The writing style of religious hymns often changes mid-stanza, fire and brimstone sermons are accompanied by napalm and fragmentation bombs, refugees without a PhD are sent back to where they came from, and Moscow's back alleys are rife with sausage eating. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The New Ruski Empire's national animal is the bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Orthodox Christianity.
The New Ruski Empire is ranked 15,393rd in the world and 324th in the Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 93.36 law-abiding acts per hour.
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Most Recent Government Activity:
- : The New Ruski Empire was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates.
- : The New Ruski Empire was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Law Enforcement.
- : The New Ruski Empire was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates.
- : The New Ruski Empire was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Devout.
- : Following new legislation in The New Ruski Empire, Moscow's back alleys are rife with sausage eating.
- : The New Ruski Empire was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates and the Top 10% for Highest Economic Output.
- : Following new legislation in The New Ruski Empire, refugees without a PhD are sent back to where they came from.
- : Following new legislation in The New Ruski Empire, fire and brimstone sermons are accompanied by napalm and fragmentation bombs.
- : Following new legislation in The New Ruski Empire, the writing style of religious hymns often changes mid-stanza.
- : Following new legislation in The New Ruski Empire, Loud Patriotic Music Day has been ranked the seventh best new holiday of the year.