The Municipalities of Antarctica
Population | 8.441 billion |
Capital | Hii |
Leader | Primary Governor Cetiri Oltasina |
Currency | Municipal Antarctic Credit |
Animal | Weddell Seal |
The Stalwart Federation of The Municipalities of Antarctica is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Primary Governor Cetiri Oltasina with a fair hand, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, pith helmet sales, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 8.441 billion Antarcticans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The large, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hii. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Antarctican economy, worth a remarkable 2,993 trillion Municipal Antarctic Credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 354,649 Municipal Antarctic Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Third world countries are rich in "I Love Hii" t-shirts, children have nightmares about the eerie red glow and constant whirring of newly-installed machines, friendly fire incidents usually result in severe burns, and advertisements for jobs in the sciences run in fashion magazines. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Municipalities of Antarctica's national animal is the Weddell Seal, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.
The Municipalities of Antarctica is ranked 1,342nd in the world and 24th in the Pacific for Most Cultured, scoring 328 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in The Municipalities of Antarctica, advertisements for jobs in the sciences run in fashion magazines.
- : Following new legislation in The Municipalities of Antarctica, friendly fire incidents usually result in severe burns.
- : Following new legislation in The Municipalities of Antarctica, children have nightmares about the eerie red glow and constant whirring of newly-installed machines.
- : Following new legislation in The Municipalities of Antarctica, third world countries are rich in "I Love Hii" t-shirts.
- : Following new legislation in The Municipalities of Antarctica, all the playground's a stage for Antarctican schoolchildren.
- : Following new legislation in The Municipalities of Antarctica, politicians spend more time in courtrooms than in Parliament.
- : Following new legislation in The Municipalities of Antarctica, no one engages in 'locker room talk' any more.
- : Following new legislation in The Municipalities of Antarctica, Primary Governor Cetiri Oltasina's told that love often manifests itself through homicidal four-lettered litanies.
- : Following new legislation in The Municipalities of Antarctica, the aims of top-secret Antarctican science projects revolve around designing the perfect robot woman.
- : Following new legislation in The Municipalities of Antarctica, the best way to be heard in politics is to speak softly and carry a big comedy prop.