The Republic of The free romanians is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Aurelian Rusu with a fair hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, ban on automobiles, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 5.507 billion Romanians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Environment, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bucharest. The average income tax rate is 68.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Romanian economy, worth 440 trillion Lei a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 79,967 Lei, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Torture is illegal, companies struggle to cover for the hordes of employees on parental leave, children are raised bilingual from an early age, and child adoption by homosexual couples has been outlawed. Crime is totally unknown. The free romanians's national animal is the Aquila, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Holy Orthodoxy.

The free romanians is ranked 11,377^th in the world and 312^th in the South Pacific for Highest Food Quality, scoring 152.47 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.